Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Still here

Yes everyone, I survived finals. Many apologies for the lack of posting. After finishing up the first semester of law school, I spent a relaxing week cruising the Caribbean aboard the ms Oosterdam. I'll post more about that in a later post. For now, I just wanted to reassure my readership that I'm well, back in Ohio, and will be blogging more frequently soon. (Hopefully- this whole "dial-up" business really sucks.)

Hope everyone had a merry Christmas and such. Seems the world is going crazy with winter storms, earthquakes, tsunamis, and asteroid scares, but I've avoided calamity thus far. Of course, I might be singing a different tune when grades come out...

Stay tuned.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

The Final Countdown

5 down, 1 to go.

A three and a half hour Torts final is now the only thing standing between me and the end of my first semester of law school. Ok, so there are hours and hours of studying for that exam standing between me and the end of the semester too.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

For the sake of Argument

As you've undoubtedly noticed, I've changed the name of the site. I'd like to thank everyone who submitted suggestions for the new name. While I've decided to go with something completely different, I did carefully consider all of your suggestions. Some of my favorites:

  • The Irish Buckeye - submitted by Brendan, the Irish Trojan
  • The Ho Knows - submitted by Jenni
  • A day in the life of A Ho - submitted by Casey

I decided to incorporate arguendo because it's a legal term, in Latin, and rhymes with my name. It means "for the sake of argument," which kind of sums up a lot of what we seem to do in law school. Let me know what you think of the new name. If someone thinks up something more clever or public outcry demands a different name, I might have to change it.

In other news... Crim review today with the Smiling Assassin himself. Good times. Tomorrow's the exam, which will be something completely different from good times.

Also, Professor Seckinger has decided to add an additional section to the spring Depositions course. Since he needs two additional witnesses, he asked some of us seasoned veterans if we'd be interested in reprising our roles. Since all of the prep work is already done, I decided to do it again. This time I'll be several steps ahead of the students taking the course. Those poor hapless deposers-in-training won't know what hit them...

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Four finals down, two to go.

Today's final was CivPro, one of the shorter exams 1Ls at ND take fall semester. It's only a tow hour exam because it's only worth two credits. They don't get much shorter than that, except for LegRes which was a mere 60 minutes. (And for an interesting point of comparison, consider that LegWri, also worth two credits, had a final on which I probably spent more time on than all my other exams combined.) So due to the shortness of this one, you might expect things to go fairly smoothly. But you'd be wrong. What is law school without the drama?

While the vast majority of students are taking their finals on their laptops via Secure Exam (tm) -- a new option for law students at ND -- there are a few who still have to hand write their exams. This is mostly because Secure Exam doesn't run on Apple computers. So all the law students with their cool-looking Mac laptops (personally, I think the glowing Apple logo is pretty cool) are basically out of luck. Some of the profs will let these students type up their exams anyway, but others make them write.

So all of the students writing their exam today were put in the same room. Unfortunately, the two CivPro profs didn't give the same time instructions. The prof who teaches my section of CivPro was supposed to give us an additional 15 minutes to complete our exam (so we worked on it for 135 minutes); the other prof did not allot extra time. This became a problem when time was called for the writers -- the end result being that those students writing their exam in my section were not given the additional 15 minutes. This is a pretty big deal considering that the writers may already be at something of a disadvantage since most people type faster than they write. It's not clear yet what will be done about this, though early reports suggest that the administration has so far taken a "What do you want us to do about it?" attitude. It is difficult to envision a viable solution that will remedy the situation. Until then, hopefully Professor Bauer will be understanding and sympathetic when reviewing the written exams.

Ok, on a tangentially related but much lighter topic: the world is going crazy. Again. In addition to the whole exam craziness here in South Bend, here are some other examples:

  • As I mentioned in my last post, Derek is considering abandoning civilization for several months this summer.
  • Brooke's laundry went missing for a while due to a mix-up by the ND laundry service.
  • Brad is hallucinating, envisioning law schools subjects as marauding demons.
  • And Niki ran head first into a wall of bureaucracy.
Hang in there everyone. Christmas break is right around the corner. If we can all just stay sane for another week, I think we can make it.

UPDATE: Another source says that the Bauer writers were probably not deprived of the entire 15 minutes; it may have been closer to 8 minutes. I think that it's probably still significant, as I didn't really finish my exam until 2 minutes before time expired.

Ningat, Ningat, Ningat

South Bend got its first (strike that, second) substantial snowfall today. We got several inches today, though it's hard to tell for sure because high winds kept the snow drifting. Anyway, here are some cool pictures that Brendan took of campus today, covered in white.

Sunday, December 12, 2004

And the Hits just keep on comin'...

Ok, I know it's been a little while since I last posted (because of this whole "finals" thing). But since I've done enough studying for CivPro that I think I might recite Rule 12 in my sleep tonight, I figured I should take a little break and post an update.

We're in the middle of finals season. It sucks. A lot.

I took my first "real" law school exam on Friday. Contracts. Who knew three hours could fly by so quickly? The exam was a little different from what I was expecting from looking through Rougeau's old exams and talking to 2Ls. And I honestly have no idea how I did. I didn't feel great about it, but I'm pretty sure I didn't fail it either. Really, that's about all I've got. And I bolted as soon as the exam was over. I had no desire to post-mortem the test to death with a bunch of other 1Ls who have no idea how they did. Just hearing people talking about it in the hallways as I made my exit was annoying enough.

The law school's become ground zero for stress, anxiety, and all-around craziness. I'm not studing there at all this week. I'll go to the other libraries, hole up in my apartment, go to a bookstore... anywhere that isn't the law school. I plan to be there for the exams themselves, and that's it.

To make things even better, I got my first law firm rejection letter today. One down, a whole bunch to go. Hopefully the stream of rejections won't be enough to make me want to desert civilization and become a nomadic wanderer like Derek. If I don't get a job with a firm this summer, I'll probably end up volunteering my time to get some law-related experience, and I might still go study abroad in London. Career services did say that London's something to consider if my grades could use a boost...

Ok, enough doom and gloom. Back to studying for the three remaining finals. This time next week, it'll all be over...


Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Closings

First to dispose of the most important news of the day:

LEGAL WRITING IS OVER!!!
...until next semester.

After some final polishing and tweaking, I dropped off my legwri final today (the day it was actually due... see yesterday's post for more on that). If you're interested in some ND law school gossip regarding people who are not Alex having trouble turning in their finals, see Brendan's recent entry. At any rate, it's good to close that chapter of my 1L adventure.

Today was also the last day of classes for the semester. Our profs have scheduled some review/Q&A sessions over the coming week and a half, but no more classes. Profs have done what they can in the past few classes to bring the course full circle, where possible. But the winning "closer" was Professor Tidmarsh.

After putting the day's reading into context with the bigger picture, he tied up most of what we've learned in Torts this semester to one concept: Foreseeability. To further illustrate his point, he performed a little magic trick. (He's done this once before, making a cup of water disappear during our discussion of Rylands v. Fletcher, a case about a dam breaking and flooding a mine shaft.) Now some people say that knowing how a trick is performed ruins it. I think it lets you focus more on the style and presentation of the trick.

Tidmarsh came into class today with two items that immediately drew the classes attention. First was the mystery box he had brought in on the first day of class. Flashback: The box was marked "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 12/7/04." Inside was supposed to be a product that would change the lives of millions of people, but might end up killing many people as well. Tidmarsh used this to launch into the course. The other item he brought to class today was an envelope; as soon as he got to the front of the class, he taped the envelope to the board.

Tidmarsh told us we'd finally get to see what was in the box. He asked for volunteers to open it. He picked two people, and had them cut a deck of cards to see who would get the honor -- high card wins. After we saw the contents of the box and talked about foreseeability some more, Tidmarsh finally told one of the students to open the envelope and read the note to the class, which "foresaw" which cards the students drew. Ah, clever.

After "officially" ending class, Tidmarsh strode out of the classroom to a well-earned round of applause. It reminded me of a scene in The Paper Chase, when the professor concludes class and receives a standing ovation on his way out.

Thanks for a great semester, Professor Tidmarsh.

Monday, December 06, 2004

Ahead of schedule? That's unprecedented.

It's true. My legal writing final is actually done* early. Not early by a few hours, but a whole day. Unfortunately this isn't so much the result of me being studious and industrious, but rather because I thought it was due today. How did this happen, and how did I realize my mistake?

*"Done" is, of course a relative term. More on this below.

I'm not sure when I first got it in my head that the final was due today. My guess is that the last assignment we turned in was on a Monday and I had calculated that there was about two weeks between that assignment and the final. Because the final is something of a large assignment -- 3 different papers totaling close to 30 pages -- I actually got an early start on it. Heck, I even worked on it during Thanksgiving "break." I read through the fact pattern, the statutes, the cases... I took copious notes in yellow legal pads (anyone who knows me from my undergrad mock trial days knows what this means)... I outlined each paper. Then things got really busy this week. Bar/Bri held review sessions for each of our core classes (CivPro, Torts, Crim, and Contracts). This consisted of watching hours of videotaped lectures and taking notes as they essentially attempted to outline the semester's material. This took a good 3-4 hour chunk out of four days. While I found the sessions helpful (for the most part), every hour spent there was one fewer hour I could devote to legal writing.

Ok, so the weekend comes around. I get some serious work done. Then as I'm reading my papers, I spot some gaps that need to be filled. Only now the structure doesn't work. So I scrap it all and start from scratch. (Well not entirely from scratch. I completely overhauled the organization of my papers, though.)

At long last, I get my final to a state such that it's fit to be turned in. Not perfect. Like most works of art, legal writing papers are never truly finished; they're merely abandoned. After a final proofreading, it's time to print it out. I planned to print it a few hours earlier before it's actually due, since I'm expecting a run on the printers in the last hour or so. I submit the print order, then around lunchtime make my way up to the law library... only to find that the printers are down.

I still think that my final is due in 3 hours, and I have no way to get a copy into my hands. My mind rushes through possible alternatives. Print from another computer lab on campus. No good, the system is down throughout most of the university. Hook my laptop up directly to the printer. No, my laptop doesn't have a serial port or an infrared port, and the printer doesn't support USB cables. Email my professor. Nope, their computers are down too. Run home and print off my printer... might work, but I have class in half an hour. Maybe my prof's in her office... probably not, since she's rarely there. Well, maybe there'll be someone else to talk to.

So I rush downstairs to the legwri profs' offices. After confirming that my prof isn't there (typical), I talk to one of the profs from another section. It's then that I learn that the final isn't due until tomorrow. I'm sure a wave of different expressions washed over my face: surprise, confusion, skepticism... She pulled out the syllabus and shows me. Sure enough, "DUE: Tuesday, Dec. 7" right there on the page. Clear as day.

I felt a bit like Phinneas Fogg at the end of Around the World in Eighty Days. If you've read the book, you'll probably get that. If not, go read it and come back. Unless you're currently in law school, in which case wait until after finals. (Or if you're lazy and don't mind me spoiling the ending, email me and I'll explain. If you really care.)

So now I have time to polish my legwri final a bit more before abandon- er, I mean turning it in tomorrow. Then it'll be 1L finalmania. Let the good times roll.

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Ice Master Ho Loco

That's my pimp name courtesy of playerappreciate.com.
Hate the game, not the playa. Yo.

Thanks go out to Brooke who's post originally directed me to the site.

P.S. The site generates a new name every time, so typing my name into the generator may not yield the same result (my second name was Sheik Alex Glide, also cool). So if you don't like the first one you get, you can keep trying until you find a keeper. Feel free to post your playa name below.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

The Checkered Flag

That's right folks, we're into the final lap. 1L first semester exams are (about) a week away.

Which means... tons of work. I'm still working on the legal writing final (3 documents: an office memo, client letter, and 12(b)(6) motion to dismiss) that's due on Monday. I can feel it hanging over me like the Sword of Damocles. Although we're no longer attending classes for LegRes and LegWri, my days are still chock full of studying and all-round yummy legal goodness. (Hmmm... I could go for a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie about now...)

Also on the docket for the upcoming week: Deposition finals. Since I'm a witness, that means I have the distinct honor of sitting through ten (10) hours of exciting, edge-of-your-seat deposition finals. They're split up into two hour blocks over four different days, at least. I don't think it's going to interfere with my ability to study for finals, but I'm expecting it to be a bit draining, to say the least. Still, all sarcasm aside, I think it'll be fun. The first couple at least.

The exam lineup: Next Friday, Contracts. Next Monday, CivPro. Wednesday, Crim, and Torts on the following Friday. I've been attending the Bar/Bri review sessions which vary in their usefulness. Sometimes they're funny. Sometimes they're very repetitive. All of them eat up time. But I figure it's the closest thing to studying by osmosis, and at least suggest one kind of structure to use on exam essay questions.

There are a few good things about classes wrapping up (aside from the obvious, that is). First, as professors race to try and cover the remaining material on the syllabi, there's more lecture and less Socraticism (Ok, I think I made up a word. Primary brain power has been redirected to retaining legal knowledge, and I hereby reserve the right to make up words at my discretion.). This means that 1) there's less fear of being called on in class, and 2) the discussions are more directed. Take Torts for example: Tidmarsh leads us on meandering philosophical discussions enough as it is without the unscheduled detours of student input. Additionally, many of the professors are holding review sessions or taking time during the final few lectures to give us the bigger picture. Ah, now they show us the ball. Well, at least we get to see it at some point.

Oh, and as a side note, we've been filling out the teacher evaluation forms for all our classes. I had many good things to say about all my core classes. The ability to rant a bit for Legal Writing was cathartic. And afterwards, I reflected how grateful I am that none of our writing submissions were written by hand.

Everywhere I turn I seem to see stressed out 1Ls. Even the law school lounge has become a site for ad hoc study groups to obsess over legal details from various classes. That's why I try to get away from the craziness from time to time by retreating to a different building on campus or hiding in some quiet nook in the library.

For better or worse, the first semester is coming to a close and will soon be over. There's still a lot to be done, but the end (of this phase, at least) is in sight.


Monday, November 29, 2004

I know Kung Fu

Well, not exactly. But I did get a semester's worth of CivPro crammed into my brain in one sitting.

It all started with an innocuous little email in my inbox this afternoon. It was from Bar/Bri, one of several Bar Prep courses out there (for those outside the law school microcosm, it's like Kaplan or Princeton Review... on steroids), inviting me to attend a few of their 1L course review sessions. There's one for each core class, one class a day from today until Thursday. It was free, so I figured I'd check it out. Today's subject was CivPro, 6pm.

I didn't realize how intensive the review was until I got there. A couple of people were talking about how long it was -- 3 hours. At this point I'm reconsidering my choice in coming. If it's not that helpful, I don't want to waste 3 hours sitting through this thing. So I snag a seat near the end of the aisle so I can bolt if necessary. I ended up staying the whole three hours, and it was a very good and worthwhile review. There weren't too many people there (about 15 from my section, tops), but most seemed to find it helpful. Though many might cringe at the thought of watching a videotaped lecture for 3 hours, the Bar/Bri people did a pretty good job with it.

Of course, the material was presented in a somewhat different fashion than Prof. Bauer. I'll still have to go over the material several more times and come exam time I'll process it into the format Joey B. prefers. But it was a good presentation of all the topics in CivPro.

There are three more of these sessions, and I'm looking forward to them. But next time I'm bringing food.

ND 1L: The Movie?

If a cheesy Hollywood director were making a movie out of my law school experience, now would be the appropriate time to cut to a montage sequence.

It would probably feature me doing the following: studying in the law library, walking to class while deftly dodging blasts from the ND sprinklers (ok, so they haven't been up and running lately. But you know, artistic license.), reading while eating lunch, bouncing a ball off the wall a few times before furiously writing down a good idea, studying in the law school lounge, laughing with some friends (with whom I'm presumably studying), typing on my laptop late at night wearing glasses and a wooden pencil clenched between my teeth, writing on a whiteboard during a group study session, sitting at a desk covered in papers and a cool desk lamp (probably wearing glasses again), sleepily studying in the law school library, etc. It would all be set to some montage mood music. It probably wouldn't be something upbeat like Eye of the Tiger; a more likely choice would be some soulful ballad. If you can think of something appropriate, feel free to leave suggestions in the comments.

After the roughly four minute montage, the movie would cut to me sitting down to finals.

Thankfully, my life is not a cheesy Hollywood movie. Though it would be cool if I could effectively study for all my finals in four minutes.

Monday, November 22, 2004

Acceleration

Imagine you're on a deserted country road lined by telephone poles. You start driving, and you watch as the telephone poles slowly pass your car. As the car picks up speed, the poles pass by faster and faster. Soon you're careening along at break-neck speed and the telephone poles are nothing but a blur. That's how things seem to be progressing at the moment. No sooner do I finish one thing, another pops up to take its place. It's the mythical Hydra meets pop-a-mole.

This past Friday was the first 1L exam, Legal Research. Like my classmates, I'd logged quite a few hours studying for this one credit, one hour exam. Why? Mostly because there was so much material that could be on the exam. I think it went fairly well, but it's hard to say for sure. While the ten citation problems were straightforward, the bulk of the exam consisted of T/F and evil multiple choice. Why evil you ask? Here are your options: a, b, c, a&b, a&c, b&c, all of the above, none of the above, q. Ok, so there weren't any q's. But I think you get the point.

After I finished the exam, there was little time for celebration, as my second memo to the court for Legal Writing was due on Monday. I devoted the better part of my weekend to it, and handed it in this morning.

One might think that with two big events behind me that there might finally be a time to catch my breath. Not so fast- tomorrow I submit resumes to the Career Services Office law firm resume drop. I'm still deciding which firms I'd most like to send my resume to (read: receive rejection letters from). I figure an initial volley of 50 resumes should suffice for now. That's just to law firms; the drops/mailings for Federal Work Study programs, Alumni Funded Fellowships, Public Interest jobs, and Judicial Clerkships will come later.

Of course, there are finals to look forward to as well. At least Thanksgiving break is just around the corner. Getting to see Honor, family, and a few friends will be nice. Not to mention food. And maybe a little R&R. Then it'll be back to the breakneck speeds of the law school rat race. I don't mind the telephone poles racing past. At least, as long as I don't hit one.

LOTR:ROTK Super Long Edition

Brendan's posted some screen captures and a link to a two-minute preview of the upcoming Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Extended Edition DVD. Looks to be pretty cool, and will reincorporate many of the scenes from the book that didn't make it to the theatrical release. And since it's on DVD, you'll be able to pause it to take a bathroom break. 'Cuz you'll probably need a few during a four hour movie.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

S.O.S.

That's Secretary of State, not a plea for help.

As everyone is undoubtedly aware, Colin Powell has resigned his post as Secretary of State. Though Bush has nominated Condi Rice for the position, she has yet to be confirmed. Leaving all that aside, Derek has posted a new poll, asking who should be the next S.O.S. - Derek, me, Brad, or a Ficus Plant. (Unfortunately, Biscuits the Turkey did not make it onto the ballot.)

I think I am clearly the best candidate on the ballot. And though I know I'd never get the job, since I didn't even vote for Shrub, Jr., I think it would be a nice gesture and in the spirit of non-partisanship and non-nepotism for him to appoint me. I'm not a black woman, but I am a short Asian ice dancer; I'd add diversity, and according to Brad I'm a member of a disadvantaged group that only recently got the right to vote. I like to travel, and if appointed I promise to send cool postcards from all the exotic locales I visit to each person who votes for me on Derek's poll.

Okay, enough fun for now. I hope to write an update on real life later tonight, for all of you who prefer that stuff to my attempts at humor.

Monday, November 15, 2004

Let's get ready to rummm-ble

In less than a month, I shall be fighting the good fight: 1L first semester finals.

But every main event has a few warm-up bouts, and here it's legal research and legal writing. We're already hard at work at our legwri graded memo to the court, and our legwri final is due after Thanksgiving. The legal research exam is this Friday.

Legres classes met today for an official review session, where students could ask any questions they have before the final. It was pretty clear that our prof didn't even want to be there, nevermind answer any questions. I couldn't tell if he was being purposefully evasive just to annoy us, or if he really couldn't communicate intelligibly if his life depended on it.

Fortunately, Cordell, a friend of mine from my study group, had arranged to have one of the other legres profs meet with a small group of students for an independent, unofficial review. She clearly and patiently answered each question and cleared up a few misconceptions about the exam. I learned a lot during those two and a half hours, which sounds kind of bad, but it's good that it happened before the exam. Oh, and Cordell's wife baked cakes for the group. She's an outstanding cook.

In other news, law school craziness continues. Between scrambling to prepare for the 1L job application process and scrambling to prepare for finals, everyone's a bit on edge. I'm not as stressed as I thought I'd be yet, but then again I tend to save that off until much closer to impending doom. And since I've been pretty diligent in studying, I think procrastinating on the stressing out is acceptible. Getting out of the law school every once and a while helps too.

I'll be back in Ohio in about a week and a half. I'm lucky enough to be having two Thanksgiving dinners this year, thanks to Honor's family and some considerate rescheduling by my family. Besides that I expect to be on the busier side (didn't I just say that there's job applying and legal writing to be done?), but if anyone wants to meet up for a little while, hit me up with suggestions.

On a final note: I'm trying to keep this page as updated as possible. A big thank you to those who have commented. But there's more to be done. As of this writing, only one person has submitted a caption for the photo captioning contest, and no one has submitted a suggestion for the new name of this blog. Let's get our heads in the game people, and start cracking. Now.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Career Services, or Job v. London

As if there isn't enough going on here at law school these days - legal writing memos, legal research final, profs trying to catch up to the syllabus, and finals just around the next bend - we're supposed to start looking for summer jobs soon.

Later this month, the Career Services Office (CSO) sponsors a huge resume drop, in which they flood the inboxes of various firms with all the 1Ls begging for summer work. Such positions are highly coveted for two reasons: 1) they are hard to come by (supply/demand, anyone?); and 2) they actually pay. Of course, there are other options for summer work. There are non-paying jobs in public interests, NPOs, etc. Then there are judicial externships, which are unpaid but prestigious because they are difficult to get. And though the non-firm jobs don't pay, there are ways to finance the summer so that you don't have to subsist solely on Ramen noodles and the occasional lime (you know, to avoid getting scurvy). Any work is good work, since it is imperative to develop experience, recommendations, and writing samples during the first summer.

Now for the proverbial catch: I was planning on studying abroad in London this summer, but most firms aren't interested in someone only able to work half the summer. The non-profits and other unpaid positions tend to be a bit more flexible.

I met with a CSO rep, Erika, yesterday to discuss getting a job for this summer. She recommended some changes to my resume (including adding that I have some foreign language ability - I might have to brush up on my French; you know, in all the spare time I have) We discussed where I was interested in working (most likely Ohio), and the problem of juggling London with summer employment. She more or less suggested that I rethink London, especially if I manage to get an offer from a firm. She also said that the other London option - studying there for the entire second year - probably wasn't viable unless I get a firm offer of 2L summer employment before I go. While it is possible to do some interviewing before and from London, callbacks would be something of a problem and most firms prefer to talk to candidates face-to-face rather than via phone or teleconference.

So what does this all amount to? Well, I plan to at least apply to several big firms. I'll know if they're interested in me before I have to apply to the London programme. I'll also apply to the various other employment options, and if they choose to hire me I'll discuss the possibility of working half the summer. As much as I would really, really like to go to merry ol' England this summer, I don't want to shoot my future career in the foot. And as Erika noted yesterday, there may be time after I take the dreaded bar exam (I don't even want to think about that right now) to get in some travel. If I don't have to start working right after graduation...

Monday, November 08, 2004

***Star Wars Dork Alert***

The teaser trailer for Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith has now been released online at the official site, starwars.com. It's pretty cool. Anyone even remotely interested should go check it out.

Okay, okay, I'm done.

Caption Contest Photo #2



Sunday, November 07, 2004

Yes, I'm still alive.

Yeah, yeah, I know. It's been eons since I last updated this thing. Lots of things have happened since my last post, so there's little point in trying to rehash it all. I'll just touch on some of the more important stuff (read: what I can remember right now). And I'm going to avoid the typical post-election analysis and complaining. Suffice to say that it's over, and let's all move on. Besides, you're here to read about my life, right?

Hmmm.... well I got my practice exams back. The verdict: I'm on track, but need to do more. I see the practice exams as recon work on the professors. As a member of my study group likes to point out, "You're not taking a torts exam. You're taking Tidmarsh's torts exam." A successful exam answer gets into the head of the professor. Now that I've gotten a little feedback, I think I'm better prepared to do that.

Things here at the law school have gotten considerably more hectic. We're a week and a half (roughly) away from the legal research exam. Legal writing continues to bombard us with assignments. Finals loom on the horizon, and everyone's scrambling to revise their outlines. It's beginning to get more stressful, and the competitive side of many people is starting to surface. There's talk of a few of my classmates being very secretive about their notes and study aids. It's all their perogative, I feel, but those in study groups have pledged to cooperate with everyone in the group.

Despite the frenzy, there are still some light moments from day to day. My CivPro class, through the efforts of some hardworking 1Ls, threw a birthday bash for Professor Bauer this week (it's something of a tradition for the 1Ls to do this). We got another prof to serve process on Bauer (Dutile, the Smiling Assassin- seems fitting). We paraded cakes, adorned with toys representing some of the cases we've discussed, into the classroom. Everyone ate, drank, and was generally merry. The "merry" part was mostly due to the fact that the celebration preempted any semblance of having class. It was just like elementary school again.

To go completely off topic for a minute- who else thinks that t.v. programming for kids is completely insane? Gone are the days of good wholesome cartoons with coyotes trying to drop anvils on roadrunners. Two of the weirder things brought to my attention as of late are this and this. Bizarre. I worry for the youth of this country. And not just because of the results of the election, because I promised not to talk about that.

At the request of my loyal readership, I will try to update this site a bit more frequently. Look tomorrow for another photo captioning contest. Also, I've decided that the name "Alex's Blog" is too boring. To remedy this, I am now taking submissions from my readers for a new name. Just leave your suggestion in the comments. The winner will get a prize to be determined by me at some later date.



Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Democracy at Work, 37 Cents at a Time

As just about anyone following this year's election is well aware, a vote in Ohio is going to count a lot more than a vote in Indiana. Therefore, I chose to vote absentee. I made sure to send in the necessary paperwork well before the deadline, but when I left for break, I had yet to receive my absentee ballot. I found this a bit troubling and began to worry that I might be disenfranchised.
Thus, I was happy and relieved to find my ballot waiting for me when I returned to South Bend.

This was the first time I've used an absentee ballot, and naturally it's very different from stepping into the voting booth and pressing the buttons next to the candidates' names. Instead I received a very sophisticated voting device - a piece of paper stapled to a foam board (collectively the "OFFICIAL BALLOT CARD") and a bent piece of metal - it looks like a misshapen keyring (the "Punching Tool"). On the ballot are around 200 little numbered boxes each containing an even smaller perforated box (the infamous "chad"). The numbered boxes correspond to the candidates/issues I'd be voting for; the misshapen keyring is used to punch out the chad. There were specific instructions directing me to check the ballot card for "any partially attached chads" and to remove them. Luckily, I didn't experience any technical problems - all my chads were clearly detached and embedded in the foam board backing. After placing the ballot card into the "official ballot envelope" (on which I could have written down any write-in votes), I placed everything into the signed "Identification Envelope," stamped it, and voila, fini. Unfortunately, there was no "I voted today!" sticker enclosed in the package.

I did all of this Sunday night, then dropped it in the mail the next morning. There will be plenty of time for snail mail to carry it to Ohio by November 2. However, Honor did remind me that my vote still isn't quite safe from disenfranchisement. It could get lost in the mail, or heaven forbid, "misplaced" by shady election officials...

Monday, October 25, 2004

Round 2

After a relaxing week off, it's back to the daily grind.

It was a good fall break. I probably drove more in the past week than I have for months. I caught up on sleep, went to rink a few times, ate a couple home cooked meals, and caught up with friends and family. Some of the week's highlights:

Spent time with Honor. She's pretty busy with school right now, but we did get a chance to hang out while I was home. We had a nice dinner out for our 2.5 year anniversary one night, and had yummy Catfish Biff's pizza and saw Garden State (a good movie that I highly recommend) on another night. She also got her LSAT scores back, and did very well. Honor will be applying to law schools soon, so here's a question you can comment to: Where will/should Honor go to law school?

I made a trek down to Cincinnati to see Derek. We ate at Skyline, discussed philosophy, and generally "talked as men do." (His words.) We also played pool. Badly. Very badly. Although the initial plan was to check out Billy Bob's Billiard Emporium (not the real name), we soon learned to Derek's chagrin that the Emporium was not a pool hall but rather a billiards table retailer. It was also closed. Instead we played in the backroom of a sketchy bowling alley; basically, where bad pool should be played. Oh, and Derek and I also watched I Heart Huckabees, a somewhat strange but altogether enjoyable movie.

I attended a Kerry speech/rally with Honor's mom. It was my first time seeing him speak in person. After a long wait and getting through security, we got to listen to him talk about the value of science and stem cell research. It was a good speech, and addressed some important points that have been greatly overshadowed by other issues in this year's election.
On a related note, my absentee ballot arrived in South Bend while I was gone, so I filled it out last night and mailed it today. I'll describe it more in a later post.

Notre Dame beat Navy, then lost a close game to Boston College. OSU lost to Iowa, then snapped the losing streak by beating Indiana soundly. While I had at least one team win each weekend, now both teams have fallen out of the top 25.

Okay, I think that's about it for now. My practice exams and graded memo will be returned this week, so wish me luck on that. Then I'll really know how things are going...

Monday, October 18, 2004

Time to Catch Your Breath

It's finally here - the mid-semester break. I know a lot of my readers do not enjoy this luxurious reprieve (suckers! just kidding.). All I can say is that after the past week, it's good to have a little downtime to catch up on sleep, eat a few home-cooked meals, and generally get away from law school for a little bit.

For those who are interested, I did survive the final push. Practice exams seemed to go ok, though I'll reserve judgment until we get our results back after the break. The same goes for memo #2; but at least it's finished and behind me. I did take two breaks from the craziness last week. One for the presidential debate (with the presidential debate drinking game), and one for the post 1L practice exam party (no drinking that night- I offered to be the designated driver and still had to work on my memo).

Come 2pm Friday, everyone scrambled to get out of the law dunge- er, school. After hastily wishing a good break to several of my 1L comrades, I high-tailed it out of there. And now I'm back in the Buckeye State. A week of relaxation, good food, skating, spending time with Honor, and hanging out with some friends is just what the doctor ordered.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Two-Minute Drill

Ok, just a quick post before getting back to work.

Congrats to Niki for winning the first Photo Captioning Contest. I had three respectable submissions. I disqualified my response, leaving two. While Derek's caption was amusing (although not quite P.C.), Niki's caption made fun of Brad, and those points tipped the scale in her favor. Since I'm a bit bogged down right now, there probably won't be a new photo until break. I'm hoping for more submissions this time around. Feel free to post more than one caption if you think of several good ones. And you anonymous lurkers should feel free to participate as well. (And I won't hold it against you if you don't know who Brad and Derek are and therefore don't know how best to make fun of them.)

This week is dragging along. Probably because it's the last week before break, I guess. Not that I don't still have a ton of things to accomplish before Friday, but I can't wait for the week to be over. I don't know whether it's the result of deadlines hanging over me like the Sword of Damocles, but I've felt a weird kind of energy the past few days. I even had a moment of clarity while writing my memo a little while ago, and felt a rush similar to what I used to experience when working on mock trial...
Still, it's not something I'll be able to sustain indefinitely, which is why it's a good thing that the mid-semester break is just around the corner.

On the social front, I've been doing my best not to be a hermit. And some of the upperclassmen from Depositions have struck up conversations with me as well. Oh, and I even stayed after class today to ask the Smiling Assassin a question.

The last presidential debate is tomorrow night. Be sure to watch. And if you feel that you need a little background on the candidates before then, check out this
site.

Monday, October 11, 2004

Recent Happenings (and Prepping for the Big Push)

I apologize for the lack of posting as of late. Things have gotten pretty busy in the last couple of days. Everyone's set for a big final push before the mid-semester break. LegWri memo #2 is due by the end of next week, and my fellow 1Ls and I will be taking practice exams this Thursday.

Highlights from the past week:

Advice from the 2Ls. On two occasions I got to listen to 2Ls espouse wisdom about surviving law school. First I met with my SBA-appointed 2L mentor who invited me and the other 1L advisee to his place for dinner. A few days later, Professor Seckinger (Depositions) invited the Depositions witnesses to join his advisees for pizza and discussion. He and his 2L advisees offered their suggestions on getting through 1L. To summarize: work hard, but not too hard. Grades aren't everything. You need balance in your life. Don't stress out. Easier said then done.

Presidential debate #2. Fun stuff. I watched the debate in the Fischer Community Center with a small group of pro-Kerry types. Some of the more interesting moments: Bush refusing to yield to moderator Charles Gibson and responding to Kerry anyway; Bush claiming to know about rumors on the "Internets"; Kerry making a direct promise not to raise taxes for families that earn less than $200K; Bush declaring himself to be a "steward of the environment"; Kerry calling Bush out on the Orwellian labels of various legislation.

The graveyard. A pro-life group at ND filled the quad outside the law school with hundreds of white crosses in a demonstration against abortion. This raised some issues among the pro-choicers, especially since ND refuses to recognize any official pro-choice student groups here. In an act of defiance, many of the crosses were uprooted/displaced/trampled the next day; but they were fixed and remained in place for a third day. The display is gone, but some tension still remains.

Study group. Yep, I joined one. I wasn't originally planning on joining a study group, but two of my fellow classmates invited me along on Friday. I found it really useful, and despite the large size of the group (7 or 8 people, I think) we seemed to get quite a bit accomplished. One member did storm out part way through the meeting, though. After debating with the group (and meeting en masse with our professor) I think I now understand CivPro much better.

That's what's been happening here in South Bend. Updates may be light this week as I mount the final drive before break. Speaking of which: I'll be back in Ohio from October 15-25. I'll be staying with the 'rents down in Chillicothe, but will probably be making trips to Columbus, Cinci, and perhaps even Cleveland. If you'd like to hang out, do something, get a beer, etc., let me know. I promise not to bore you to death with stories about law school. Too much.

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

VP Debate


Debate declared a draw; Cheney, Edwards to break tie by thumb wrestling

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Fun with Quotes

Commenting on OSU's loss to NWU last Saturday, Zwick said, "It's something that's going to happen and it's something you have to learn from. That's life. You're not going to be perfect all the time."

My response: Not perfect all the time? Let's see you be perfect some of the time, Zwick. Then we can talk about all the time.

Canadian Sub Adrift after Fire. (Yes, Canada has submarines. And a navy. I was surprised too.) Canadian Defense Minister Bill Graham remarks, "Other ships have had fires in the past and no doubt there will be fires on board ships in the future -- this is something that our professional mariners are capable of managing ... There are risks in being in our Navy."

My response: So the risks of being in the Canadian navy are dealing with fires on submarines. Not the dangers of any type of armed conflict. Gotcha.

Monday, October 04, 2004

Technology Reaches New Heights

SpaceShipOne made another successful trip into space today, and should win the Ansari X Prize of $10 million. It rocketed into space at Mach 3 to a height of 364,000 feet (70 miles). It was also sporting a new paint job that announced its partnership with Richard Branson's company Virgin Group (which includes the airline Virgin Atlantic).

Speaking of Virgin Atlantic, the company recently announced its plan to install double beds and cabins (similar to cruise ship cabins) on board some of their jets. Branson freely acknowledges that this will encourage passengers to join the "mile-high club."

Plans to include similar accommodations on SpaceShipOne-type vehicles (for the 70 mile-high club?) for Virgin Group's space tourism venture have not been confirmed.

Photo Captioning Contest

Introducing an all new feature here at my humble little website: Photo Captioning. Here's how it works. About once a week I'll post a photo. Visitors to my site think up clever and witty captions to the photo and post them in the comments section. At the end of the week I'll use a complicated and sophisticated scoring method (taken from Whose Line Is It, Anyway?) to select a winner.

Some possibilities for scoring extra points:
Mock Trial humor (where appropriate)
Law humor (where appropriate)
Making fun of Derek
Making fun of Brad
Making fun of Derek AND Brad
Movie and pop culture references (if I catch it)

Good luck!
Here's the first photo:



UPDATE: WINNING CAPTION
The winning caption goes to Niki:
Brad's submission in the "What I Want to do When I Grow Up" contest.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Weekend

Aside from both of my teams losing (ND 16, Purdue 41 and OSU 27, NWU 33), this weekend was pretty good. I got to talk with Honor for a couple of hours on Saturday and catch up. Then my family came to visit for a while today. And amazingly, I still managed to get some work done too.

In other news, I'm Batman. (So when they cart me off to Arkham Asylum in a straightjacket and I keep repeating this over and over again, I won't be completely crazy...)

Thursday, September 30, 2004

Two Sides of Law School

Well, I got my first legal writing project back, Memo 1. And... (Cue dramatic music)
I didn't do nearly as bad as I thought. That's not to say things were great, but there were actually a couple of pages that escaped the wrath of the instructor's pen. There were some small things here and there, as well as some big things here and there. I do think that she could have been a bit more diplomatic in some of her comments, though.

Examples:

"You handle the [first section] in a competent and conventional manner."
Implying that the remainder of my paper was handled incompetently?

"You jump from rule statement straight to conclusion without the merest glance at applications of... facts"
Well, I had discussed the facts earlier. If you think I should restate them, fine. But you could find a nicer way of writing it.

The commentary was also lacking in remarks about the paper in general. Generally good, generally bad... hard to say for sure. But I guess I should be thankful for the fact that there was actually some positive comments (heck, the first part was competent!). Overall though, it wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting. Which may all mean a bigger setup for a fall come the return of Memo 2 (and the grade).

In other news, today my CivPro prof donned a Burger King kid's meal crown for class during our discussion of the case Burger King v. Rudzewicz.

But the big news of the day: Alex being social at the law school.

Yeah, let that last sentence sink in for a minute. Completely different from my usual routine (and, some might hasten to add, a bit out of character). It started right after legal writing. A bunch of us commiserated over the experience of getting the memo back, which led to a bigger discussion in general. One of my classmates even sent me an invite to the new Google email system, GMail (so if you want to send me a big file, email me at lxraptor@gmail.com). I then went out to lunch with two fellow 1Ls, and had a good laugh over the ridiculousness of yesterday's diversity seminar and even discussed Star Wars for a little bit. Finally, I joined a few other people at a bar this evening to watch the Presidential Debate. And talk about law. 'Cause that's what law students do. So in one day I probably socialized more than I have since getting here. And with three different groups of people, no less. Will this streak continue? Or will Alex return to his hermit ways of laborious hours spent toiling alone in the law library? Only time will tell - so stay tuned.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Notre Diversity

We're five and a half weeks into the year, and you know what that means - another mandatory orientation session. Thankfully it's the last one. Today's topic of discussion was "diversity sensitivity awareness" or something to that effect. It was all rather pointless, as anyone who's ever been to a diversity sensitivity seminar/workshop/whatever can probably attest. The "highlight" of the session came when the lecturer wrote twelve categories on the chalkboard and asked for derogatory terms associated with each group ("What did I just say about ethnic slurs!" - SNL Celebrity Jeopardy). Strangely, "Asians" was not one of the groups listed. So in all, I learned next to nothing during the whole session except for a few additional slurs which I shouldn't use anyway. There's two hours I'll never see again.

On the plus side, Torts was a lot of fun today. We spent most of the class testing hypothetical situations against assumption of the risk. Afterwards I (along with several of my classmates) stayed after to continue the fun with Prof. Tidmarsh once class had ended. The CivPro review session was also very helpful, especially since our 2L guide dropped a few notes on what Prof. Bauer's exams are like. We also learned that Bauer has argued twice before the Supreme Court. On one case he lost the decision 9-0. To make matters worse, the opinion was written by his favorite Justice (Brennan), who cited a law review article in the decision written by none other than... Professor Bauer.

A few news tidbits: SpaceShipOne made another successful trip today, its first since making history (as the first privately financed vehicle to send a human into space) back in June. If its next flight (set for Oct. 4) is also successful, SpaceShipOne will win the X-Prize of $10 million. Which covers about half of what's been spent on the project.

Finally, here's a good reason to lock your door.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Update from the Front

It has recently come to my attention that some of the people who visit my site actually want to read of my daily trials and tribulations here at NDLS. With this in mind, and since I'd like to keep what little readership I have happy, it's time to take a look at the recent goings-on. I'll try to keep things to general discussion of law school life and not bore you with the minutiae and details from the cases I'm reading.

A general sense of routine has developed at the law school. For the 1Ls, the novelty has more or less worn off, and people tend to congregate and vent their frustrations with various aspects of law school. A popular topic for such discussions is (shocker!) legal writing. The reading continues to keep us busy. My Torts and Crim classes have been doing a good job sticking to the syllabus, but in Contracts we're behind the projected pace. The one plus to that is it makes it easier to stay a bit ahead. The anxiety of being called on in class has subsided, now that we've seen the Socratic method in practice for a few weeks. This isn't to say that there's no longer a small sense of relief when you're not called on, however. The weekly "scavenger hunts" (the assignments make you traipse about the law library looking up various cases and other tidbits) for Legal Research continue. And in Legal Writing we've handed in the first memo assignment (ungraded) only to receive the new packet for memo #2 (graded). I'm also still doing the witness thing for the Depositions class which eats up some of my time but is very interesting.

This week has been a little crazy with several of my profs canceling our regularly scheduled classes and holding make-up sessions at a different time. This has turned out to be a bit of a bonus; I was done with class today at 12:30, and don't have class tomorrow until 1pm. Not that this is "free time" though - there's still plenty of reading and legal writing to be done.

There are a few cliques within our class, but they're not as well defined as I'd originally expected. And there seem to be plenty of "loners" like me who don't really belong to any particular group (though maybe that makes us a group?). The assigned seating in some of the classes has made getting to know people a bit easier, but I'm still not great with names. I still feel bad when someone greets me by name in the hallways and all I can respond with is "Hi!" But since it all happens in passing, there aren't any awkward silences.

The well of free food (provided by the plethora of student organizations) has started to dry up. For the past few weeks I never had to worry about lunch - there was always some group holding a meeting with free pizza. Now I'm having to make and bring lunch with me.

Speaking of student organizations, this past weekend I participated in a fundraiser. Several of the groups man a concession stand in the hours leading up to each home football game. Usually two groups work together and split the profits from selling overpriced burgers and brats to students and visiting alumni. The Irish Law Society needed a few extra people to help close up shop, since many of the volunteers had tickets for the game and wouldn't be able to stick around. I pitched in and helped them clean up.

Aside from endless reading and memo writing, I'm skating on Wednesday nights and I usually try to do something non-law on Saturdays. I should probably try to be more social too, and maybe learn some more names. There are a few events coming up that I might attend to these ends. I'll post about them as they happen.

That should pretty much bring things up to speed. I'll try to update more often with details of life here, since it seems to be of interest. As always, all comments, well-wishing, questions, suggestions, and shameless jokes at my expense are welcome.

"Typo" Pet Peeves

A few pet peeves regarding misuse of the English language.

1. to/too (and occasionally two): to = preposition (give it to me); too = to a great extent, or also (you think i talk too much? me too!); two = 2

2. its/it's: its = possessive (a dog wags its tail); it's = it is (look, it's a dog!)

3. lose/loose: lose = to misplace or be deprived possession of (i'm going to lose my mind); loose = not tight, or to set free, or not contained (if the gate is too loose, it will loose the cows, who will then be loose)

4. their/there/they're: their = possessive (they lost their jobs); there = a place (go over there); they're = they are or they were (they're going to the store)

There are certainly more, but these have been the ones that have popped out at me lately (especially on other people's blogs).

Monday, September 27, 2004

That which does not kill me...

The past week was pretty rough. But after a rejuvenating weekend of college football, drunken Star Wars, and friendly pep talks, I'm ready to resume the fight with renewed vigor. And like a phoenix (or if you're Lee Corso, perhaps a condor) rises from its ashes, so too shall I prevail.
Memo II, you shall fall. Contracts, Crim, CivPro, and Torts - you will be outlined mercilessly.

"He that outlives this day, and comes safe home/Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd"
--Shakespeare, Henry V

"A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day!"
--Tolkien, Return of the King

And if you find this entry just a bit too inspirational, check out the latest demotivational posters at despair.com. (I particularly like the one about Power.)

Friday, September 24, 2004

Surreality

Weirdness abounds. I think the world has turned on its head. Small children were in the law school this afternoon holding a birthday party in one of the smaller classrooms. No sprinklers today. Judges are dissenting in rhymed verse. Brad has a sports injury. I think I might be going insane. Thank goodness it's the weekend.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Chucky Captured


Help, help, I'm being oppressed!

Only five days after being liberated from confinement by Hurricane Ivan, Chucky the alligator has been recaptured by mercenary bounty hunters from Florida. Chucky mounted a valiant three hour struggle, but the humans ultimately prevailed. Though the militants had at one time intended to execute the reptile, the current plan is to return Chucky to his detention center at the Alabama Zoo. The alligator has been incarcerated there for the past 14 years.
Other alligators were not as lucky; many were shot on sight.

All joking aside, at least Chucky was found and safely captured. The 12 foot long alligator has been the main attraction of the Alabama Zoo for years, and may be as old as 35.

On a side note, if law school doesn't work out, maybe I can join the Gatorland Alligator Retrieval Team. I might even make my way up to "dean of gator wrestling." Okay, probably not. Back to the law books it is, then.

Monday, September 20, 2004

Absolut Firepower


Vodka and AK-47s: there's a great mix for you.

Sprinklers and Pirates

I encountered something odd on the way to class today: NO sprinklers. No streams of water to dodge. No puddles. Dry pavement for as far as the eye could see. Seeing as it's been the norm for ND to water their grass several times per day, I'm at a loss for an explanation to this phenomenon. Here are some ideas, though:

1. Water shortage in Northern Indiana
2. Vigilante freedom fighter making campus safer for students
3. "Bob" the Gardener forgot to push the 'Activate Sprinklers' button at the Grounds Maintenance Command Center

Feel free to add your own humorous suggestions in your comments.

On an entirely unrelated note: Alex's quest to become a pirate lawyer continues. I came across this website today, which will generate a "pirate name" for your name. "Alex Ho" yields "'Chocolate' Bill Barbossa, which is funny because the Pirates of the Caribbean quotes I posted a while back were uttered by Captain Barbossa. I tried a few names of friends and family, and by far the funniest goes to Derek Walden: "Can't-Remember-Where-the-Damn-Treasure's-Buried Edmund." Check out the site for yourself if you're bored.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Weekend

This weekend I took a break from the law school craziness and went home to see my wonderful girlfriend Honor. Most of you who read this know her, but she still deserves a big shout out for putting me up (or putting up with me) this weekend and for her continuing love and support.

The drive to and from was rather uneventful, and I was lucky enough to have daylight and good weather both ways. Indiana and Ohio are incredibly flat, boring states to drive in. I'm actually impressed that the five hour drive each way doesn't really seem bad at all. I used to dread the three hour drives to Pittsburgh back when I used to do the occasional ice dance test session there, and driving from Columbus to South Bend in August was a bit tedious. I'll chalk up the relative ease of the drive to Columbus this weekend to excitement of seeing Honor again; I don't know why this morning's drive went so well. Nevertheless, the drive would be better still if I had more than my CDs to keep me company.

Columbus is pretty much just the way I left it, which is to say under construction. It'll probably look very nice once I never have reason to ever visit it again.

All in all, the weekend went by much too quickly. Fortunately I'll be back in about a month (October 16-24) for the mid-semester weeklong break. For those of you in Ohio who I didn't get a chance to visit this weekend (read: everyone but Honor), I'll be sure to stop by next time.

Well, weekend break time is over. Back to the daily toil of law school.

Friday, September 17, 2004

Revelations

Today was a day of several revelations. Not about the law per se, but how things work in my classes. First was LegWri. Our prof has dedicated the next week of her office hours to meet with students one on one to discuss our memo project and to answer our questions. These little sessions come in 15 minute increments, and each person in the class gets one time slot. Today I had my appointment.

There's a commercial on ESPN where a football fan treks to the top of a mountain and finds a cave. Two sherpa-looking guys are standing outside (one of them is named Jan Darpa). They tell him that he can ask one question of the mystic gurus inside. Inside the cave are ESPN's College GameDay announcers, Fowler, Corso, and Herbstreit (Go Bucks!). The fan asks something about whether the west coast offense will revive Nebraska. Lee Corso replies: "Does a condor rise from his ashes?" The fan looks puzzled for a moment, then asks, "Do you mean a phoenix?" Instead of an answer, the sherpas shout back that he's only allowed one question. A monkey sounds a gong and the commercial's over.

Well, that's kind of what the 15 minute session was like. A few cryptic answers in a ridiculously short period of time. I did get a little more direction though, so I'm feeling a bit better about LegWri overall. The first memo isn't graded, so I'll just check my ego and try to learn from all the red marks I'm anticipating on my bleeding, wounded memo. At least that's the idea.

The next revelation: there are review sessions for all my substantive classes. They're taught by 2Ls who had the same professor (when possible) for the subject last year. Apparently these review sessions have been going on for a few weeks now and no one bothered to tell 95% of the class. I only found out by eavesdropping in the locker room. I immediately emailed the Director of Student Services, and when that stalled, dropped by his office. To make a long story short, I'm now in those review sessions. The one I went to today for Torts was sparsely attended, owing, I figure, to the fact that almost no one knows these things exist. I feel I'm a little bit behind in only learning of this now, but I still seem to be ahead of the curve.


Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Ice Ice Baby

It's time to talk about something other than law school for a change.

I've finally gotten back on the ice again, and none too soon. It's been over a month since I've skated, and I was really starting to miss it. Skating's a part of me, and helps to round out my life... it acts as a destressor, if you will. I'm hoping that being able to skate regularly will help to preserve my sanity over the next three years.

That said, the skating scene here in South Bend is less than ideal. There are essentially three rinks in the area, and only one of them is a year-round facility. Howard Park is an outdoor rink in South Bend which only holds public skates (though if the winters are as bad here as everyone says they are, I don't know who would be crazy to think this is a good idea). Then there's the ND ice rink, which is a wonderful sheet of ice but only up during hockey season. Finally there's the Ice Box, the year round facility that has two sheets of ice and appears to be poorly managed. I still haven't gotten a schedule for that rink, despite several visits, a few emails, and numerous phone calls. Part of the problem, as I understand it, is that South Bend is poorly situated between three large skating communities: Indianapolis, Chicago, and pretty much the entire state of Michigan (boo, hiss). Demand just isn't high enough here.

That said, there appear to be (at first glance) three different ice skating clubs in the area. The first I'll mention is the Ice Box Skating Club (IBSC) which suffers from worse management than the rink. They're incredibly low level (Basic Skills only) and are on probationary status at best with the United States Figure Skating Association (USFSA). Then there's what's called the Notre Dame Figure Skating Club (NDFSC), but they're pretty much only a synchronized skating team. Finally there's the Michiana FSC which I joined as an associate member tonight.

MFSC is also a fairly low level club, but they at least have a discernible schedule and very reasonable rates. As a ND student who won't be taking lessons from the club, I could join for free, and just pay for ice time as I use it. It's only $10 for two hours and there's next to no one on the ice. The club is comprised mostly of young (6 or 7 year olds?) girls who seem to have a penchant for disco and Vanilla Ice (appropriate music for a rink, or just ironic? you be the judge). But there are also a few older folks (around my age, give or take a few years), so I have some people to talk with when taking a break from working on my mad skillz. Everyone seems really nice, and the atmosphere is low key and laid back.

Anyway, it felt really good to be back on the ice. I could tell that it's been a month, but it won't take long to work through the few minor kinks. And the opportunity to glide along the ice for two hours and not have to think about the law will be invaluable.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

The 1L Honeymoon's Over

Well, maybe things aren't that dire.

The stress level has increased, and those surveyed all attribute it to (surprise!) Legal Writing. Apparently my section is not alone in feeling lost, confused, and generally befuddled. Speaking of which... I don't mean to continue my rant on this subject, but suffice it to say that we finally got some clarification today - for the assignment due this past Sunday. Why we couldn't have had this information (which included things not mentioned at all in the book, which our prof admitted was a serious shortcoming of the book) before doing the assignment is utterly beyond me. Naturally, our assignments were returned riddled with comments on errors that could have been easily avoided if we'd been provided the pertinent info before the assignment.

On a related note, many of my fellow law students are getting sick. I myself am recovering from a cold. My theory is as follows:

Increased Stress + Decreased Sleep + Sharing Close Quarters with 180 Similarly Affected Students = Depressed Immune System = Higher Incidence of Colds

Fortunately I'm over the worst of it, but I remain ever vigilant for a possible recurrence. And as an additional precaution I'm drinking plenty of orange juice every morning. Mmmmm, vitamin C.

As if things aren't crazy enough, the 1L campaign season has started. That means there are about 25 people jockeying for the six 1L representitive positions (3 for the Student Bar Association, 3 for the Honor Council) by hanging cheesy campaign posters and flooding our law school mailboxes with flyers. My advice for any future would-be 1L reps: make your poster big, flashy, and laugh out loud funny. Pick an amusing issue (one candidate is running on a "clean bathrooms" platform). Don't take yourself too seriously; it's only a glorified popularity contest. And if you're going to put flyers in the mailboxes, you have to be first. The first flyer will be read because it's a novelty. All subsequent flyers will be ignored.

And such is the craziness that is the current state of NDLaw. Now back to studying.

Monday, September 13, 2004

Continuing (Humorous) Vexation

The sprinklers strike again.

This time, various banks of sprinklers popped up in random spots on campus. Seeing as this is the second time I've had to battle these devices (and considering Derek's warning that I get used to them) a short description is in order. The sprinklers on campus are not static. They don't arc back and forth. These water delivery systems rotate 360 degrees. Furthermore, they are oddly placed given this design. The sprinkler heads are situated next to the sidewalks, ensuring that their spray thoroughly soaks the established footpaths and any hapless travelers (read me). The scene: Alex trying to dodge between rotating arcs of water on his way to class. It's like the castle levels at the end of each world in Super Mario Brothers.

And as a side note, a lesson on irony.

My legal writing professor continues to send emails that are so poorly written that no one I've talked to is 100% sure what is assigned. So much for effective communication. And my legal research prof sent an email out today criticizing the lack of attention to detail (e.g., underlining as per proper Blue Book citation) on our last assignment. This email contained no fewer than three typos. Professor, teach thyself.

Friday, September 10, 2004

Warning: Long Rant Ahead

Ah, another Friday, another week of law school behind me. Am I looking forward to this weekend as a chance to relax, watch ND lose to Michigan, and do a little bit of reading?

No, and the reason for this is the evilness that is known as Legal Writing.

This is, by far, the most annoying course in my law school lineup (and not just because it meets at 8am). The amount of work assigned for that class is vastly disproportionate to the number of credits designated (2). But at least there is some warning on the syllabus as to how much must be accomplished, right? Not when our professor continually adds assignments. Sometimes these assignments come as barely intelligible emails, but more frequently she decides to throw them at us after class (which tends to run 10 minutes late as it is).

Frequently these assignments have little to no direction, leaving us to fumble around trying to do what is asked and earning only a "No, that's not right," come next class period. The textbook and course packet offer little in the ways of suggestions, and when one tries to follow the meager guidelines they do contain, the result is often the same rebuke as above.

We've now been given all the materials for our office memo, and a collection of "closed universe" cases to use. We briefed these cases for class yesterday. We then spent the entire class period discussing the cases and talking in circles about the relative merits of each case. The general class consensus seems to be that half the cases we've been given have virtually no applicable value to our fact pattern. Another student kept trying to use cases referenced by the cases we have (which lie outside of our little closed universe). In short, we were unable to determine a "rule of law" during class. Then came the assignment. By Sunday (that's two days before our next class) we are to synthesize all 8 cases to develop a single rule of law to apply to our case, then write up about half of the entire memo and email it all to her.

Ordinarily, this would just be a pain. But this weekend is a little bit different: it's Michigan weekend. The better part of our class has friends and family coming in from out of town, and there's a pretty good chance that few people will get much done. In light of these facts, one student asked if the due date could be pushed back to Tuesday. Our prof responds, "I don't want to hear those kinds of reasons." Another student shot back, "What reasons would you prefer? That we're swamped with work and reading from other classes? What are the magic words you need to hear?"

To this our prof said, "Well whatever you choose to do is up to you. But if you don't get it in by Sunday I won't be able to give you feedback on Tuesday. The memo is due on the 23rd. It's your grade."

The class itself is frustrating and out of step with the rest of my classes. In briefing a case for my other classes, we simply need to get a sense of what happened and what the result was. We're responsible for relevant facts. In LegWri, you'd better know all the minute details. The number of the statute, the exact height of trees, the defendant's wife's cousin's dog's middle name. For one class, we were to write out a brief. I briefed the case as I'd been briefing cases for my other classes (and successfully, I might add), and was told that my brief was not detailed enough. I use my briefs to refresh my memory on what the case was about and to list the relevant facts. Arguably, my brief didn't include all the minutiae she asks for, and maybe I'd need a few more details to write about it. But without any direction, were we supposed to simply know, intuitively perhaps, to do all this?

Finally, we never seem to accomplish anything in class (and this is not just because it's held at 8am). At best we talk in circles. At worst, students ask questions to which she never seems to have an answer and instead relies on other students to suggest several options, and the matter is never fully resolved. In other classes, a certain sense of ambiguity is expected and even encouraged as a type of philosphical discussion. Yet in LegWri, we're supposed to miraculously figure it out on our own.

So the workload is on the heavier side. Fine, it's to be expected in law school. Notice is an issue, too. Ok, it throws my schedule for a loop but I can manage the occasional new assignment due in a short period of time. But it'd be nice if we received some input on how to do what we're assigned.

We're constantly told how important it is to be able to write well as a lawyer. How are we supposed to do that without direction? And if we're simply expected to pick it up by jumping in and doing it (without instruction save, possibly, learning from our mistakes), our prof could be a bit more understanding if we don't magically get it right the first time around.

Ok, so I seem pretty worked up about this. In all, I just find it to be annoying and needed to vent a bit of frustration. Things aren't all that bad, but there is a sense that I'm lost and not sure of what I'm doing. Thanks for your patience and any words of advice/comfort you care to post. I'll read them eventually, but for now it's back to toiling in the law library over this assignment due Sunday night...