Chucky Captured

Help, help, I'm being oppressed!

Only five days after being liberated from confinement by Hurricane Ivan, Chucky the alligator has been recaptured by mercenary bounty hunters from Florida. Chucky mounted a valiant three hour struggle, but the humans ultimately prevailed. Though the militants had at one time intended to execute the reptile, the current plan is to return Chucky to his detention center at the Alabama Zoo. The alligator has been incarcerated there for the past 14 years.
Other alligators were not as lucky; many were shot on sight.

All joking aside, at least Chucky was found and safely captured. The 12 foot long alligator has been the main attraction of the Alabama Zoo for years, and may be as old as 35.

On a side note, if law school doesn't work out, maybe I can join the Gatorland Alligator Retrieval Team. I might even make my way up to "dean of gator wrestling." Okay, probably not. Back to the law books it is, then.