Return of the sprinklers

Yes, the dreaded scourge has returned to the campus of Notre Dame, and with a vengence. After lulling us into a false sense of security by not popping up during the first two weeks of classes, these watery menaces have once again reared their ugly heads. Be it morning, noon, or night, none are safe from the sprinklers. As always, they are not content to merely water the grass; they insist on cutting off pathways and flooding low-lying sidewalks. And while I've been mostly successful in navigating these misty obstacle courses (due in part to practice in the dungeons of Super Mario Bros.), one never knows when one will be ambushed by a particularly cunning sprinkler head's surprise attack.

Yes, the well groomed green lawns of Notre Dame are a sight to behold and make for attractive recruiting posters. Parents and alumni love to see the magnificent grounds. But lurking below the surface lies the sinister truth -- the sprinklers are waiting...