New bowling names...

Apparently, the old nicknames weren't good enough, probably because they didn't rise to the proper level of law geekiness. A self-appointed naming committee set out to rectify this oversight, however, and I've been asked to post their results:

Alex: Tresspass to real property
Emily: Strict Liability
Chris M.: Contributory negligence
Chris N.: Res Ipsa
Brooke: Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress
Jaime: Attractive nuisance
Christine: Proximate cause
Stephen: Assumption of the risk
Blake: Assault
Kelsi: Battery

Yes, we're big dorks. But I'm only the messenger this time around.