Feeding the Blog Monster
"Bloggy"
To all of you out there racked with disappointment because of the lack of recent posts, rest assured that new posts will be coming soon. Until then, I leave you with this portrait of Bloggy the blog monster, an internet dwelling creature that draws sustenance from the ramblings of the world's bloggers. In order to better acquaint you with this character, Bloggy recently agreed to sit for an interview. An excerpt of that interview follows.
Mr. Bloggy, is it true that your very existence depends on the posting activity of the blogging community?
Bloggy starve with no food. Bloggy want eat.
Do you bear any relation to Pac-Man or The cheat?
Me Bloggy. Me hungry. Feed Bloggy.
Your torso looks like a Pollock painting gone terribly awry. Is it true that you are actually a malevolent piece of fuzz and/or lint?
FEED BLOGGY! (unintelligible) Bloggy eat now... Bloggy eat interview! (unintelligible crunching and munching sounds)
Okaaaaaaaaaay, yes I am insane. Anyway, I hope this little piece of utter randomness tides you over until my next *real* post.
4 comments:
mmmmmm....tasty. bloggy thanks the arguend-ho.
Aho, that was perfect timing! I thought the Bloggy Monster was going to eat Moses. I kept hearing his stomach grumbling last night. I know that the Bloggy Monster does not consider kitty-cat to be traditional fare, but it sounded like he was just about willing to eat anything!
You saved Moses!
See what law school does to a person? Another example: http://lxraptor.blogspot.com/2004/12/and-hits-just-keep-on-comin.html#comments
Glad to see your back. Bloggy has some point, because of the 20million+ blogs on the internet, most suck.
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