Tonight I received a fortune cookie devoid of a fortune. Not a blank slip of paper inside the cookie, but nothing at all. I don't know if the person trapped in the fortune cookie factory finally escaped, or I am simply fortuneless. That sounds kinda bad, but I guess no fortune would also mean no bad fortune. And if luck is playing no part in my life I guess everything's up to me... which may be even scarier.
But I guess it's good that I don't play the lottery - I mean, how would I know what numbers to pick without the divine wisdom of the fortune cookie's lucky numbers?
Funny guy. No, that simply means to look into thyself and watch the first, 70s Omen, my son.
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